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Evil 23 september 2008, 09:23
I was on my way to work today , half asleep listening to the new "Rock" radio channel at half speed ! When suddenly they started to play an old classic "Guns & Roses" sweet child o mine.
"Great" i thought , this is the kind of start to the day that i need , so i turned up the volume and started to "ROCK"..................... me and Axel was together at Hyde park 400,000 fans screeming , throwing there underware at me and holding signs that said "BE MINE PAUL" It was fantastic ................. so now i am soon at work 180Km showing on the speedo , everybody was moving out of the way for me and my "ROCK" morning missile............ Building up to the "SLASH" moment that we all know too well (the solo) Give it to me i screamed da da dee dee da di di di di di......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... and now time for the weather ???????
" THOSE EVIL BAST*RDS " CUT OFF SLASH AND THE SOLO !
WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT ?
POLIS 18 september 2008, 17:58
The Polis came around today to Evolution garage and PaintworX.............
SO I TOOK CARE OF IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WHY" 4 september 2008, 17:12
Why.....................................................
Why when i think too much , the old ghosts come out to play ?
Why when everything is going so good , do i make it go away ?
Why cant i tell myself the truth, and let the deamons out ?
Why when i cant explain myself , i feel i have to shout?
These last 3 weeks have totaly F***D my normal way of living and how my life normally is. Because of this i have hert someone that i really care about and its killing me inside.
Time and time again i was reminded that this was a good thing , but did nothing about it . And now i look like a total idiot !
This is not my normal way of doing this "BLOGGING" but i know that this person will read this................................
(............................................this much................................................)
Why is my question to all................
WHY HAVE I GONE AND FU*KED THINGS UP AGAIN!
Blue balls 7 augusti 2008, 15:57
BLUE BALLS
"I think I have a problem, Doc," says the patient, "One of my balls has turned blue."
The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?" bursts the patient, "How could I let you do such a thing to me?"
"You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, and the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed.
Two weeks after the operation, he comes back. "Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too."
Again, the doctor tells him if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off, too and, again, the man is very reluctant to the idea.
"Hey, you want to die?" asks the doc, and the patient has to agree with the operation.
But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returns to the doctor.
"I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue."
After briefly examining the patient, the doc gives him the bad news: if he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of course, he does not want to hear about it.
"You want to die?" asks the doctor.
"But... how do I pee?"
"We'll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem."
So, he has his penis removed, and, a while after the operation, the unfortunate man enters, again, the doctor's office. He is very angry.
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue!"
"What?"
"Can you tell me what the hell is happening!?"
So, the doctor examines the patient more carefully and says, "Hmmm, I don't know, could it be the dye from your blue jeans?"
Fat as hell !!!!!! 29 december 2007, 22:31
What more can i say.............i must have put on 10kg extra winter fat after Xmas
So now its back to business.....
This my other love in life......