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"THE RED BARONS LAST BATTLE" In December ;) 16 september 2010, 00:25
After years and years of people complaining about models and cars ........... Enjoy !!!!!
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November friends again ;)
You will have to ask December for the December picture :O
This is unfortunatly the last time the baron was photo'd before it was stolen !
But i am not about to roll over and die just yet !!!
The whole meening of the photo shoot was for december to do what she does best , for me to show that we can have fun too and in the most deapest of dis-respect that :
"Girls and cars would be nothing without Men" ;)
" GET WELL SOON COCOS " NOW WITH PICTURES!!!! :D 15 april 2010, 20:25
Unfortunatly blogging is not my thing , but i know that it is hers so here goes!
Linda has been taken in (Akute ) to hospital for a rather serious opperation last night , everything will be fine , but it would be nice with a whole lot of "get well soon" messages from all the g.orgers that are her friends...................
Get well soon cocos xxx
This is an update and allowed by linda "live " from the death bed ;)
This was kinda funny (not for linda) the needle was bigger than linda
well hmmmmmm this is where it started turning nasy :(
see.................. shes ok now :)
i needed some blood too !!!!! so i took just a little lick !
not the normal way of seeing cocos but what the hell , everyone has there best day some other day ;)
ellemark / Paintworx 18 juni 2009, 08:13
Today its raining , its windy , its midsomer and grey skys !
But i am one of the most happy , glad and chearfull guys out there today,
BECAUSE I AM NOT SWEDISH :
Ellemark here at G.org has bein kind enough to take a whole night of his own time to make a film about paintworx my company , no-one asked him to do it , he just did it.
I come in today and find that there as many thumbs up as there is down ?
Maybe the people here at G.org want to see more of my shitty films done with a mobile that i bought sometime in 5 years ago instead , or some 18 year old sliding around in his supersonic volvo 240 R GTI TURBO 16V EVO TYPE Z pussy magnet .
SVENSKA AVUNDSJUKA IS THE SHIT
How the hell can you call anything that has taken time , energy and money "SHIT" ?
Its better that you just dont say anything at all.
Really ! i cant help it if as soon people say my name , i become a top lister , and maybe i am a little cocky or "in your face , but dont drag down other people that has taken the time to making G.org a better place to be.
Paintworx
The eight ball project 8 juni 2009, 09:34
Before elmia and deffinatly after , people have asked me "who do you think you are"?
We laughed and joked about other car builders and there funny haircuts and what they thought was a good build or bad build .
But for some reason no-body understood our sense of humor.
eg:ellemark made a really great film with producers and stuff , so we made a film with a telephone and a guy called "SMEN" and took the piss out of him.
I have tryed and tryed to explain why we thought that this was ok , but the message never gets through .
Maybe this will help : "Best road test ever"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_KIqdS1 … ature=fvsr
Never bet on horses 19 februari 2009, 08:10
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
Todays joke ! 18 februari 2009, 10:22
There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
Tattoo just for fun 18 december 2008, 12:07
Both me and Smen are allready full of tattoo`s , we kind of talk about them all the time.
We are like two school kids playing in the schoolyard eg:
Smen: my tonka toy is bigger than yours
Me: no its not
Smen: my tonka toy is better than yours
Me: no its not
Smen: my dad would beet ten bells of crap out of your dad
Me: no he would`nt
Ahhhh you get the point.
Yesturday started as normal with coffee and McDonalds and the standard question : did you get lucky last night ? it quickly followed on to , "where did it hurt most when you got a tattoo ? Smen said "the inside of the elbow"
So as fast as a speeding bullet i dared smen to tattoo "SMEN" on his knuckles just to see how much it hurts , which in turn like a pit bull turned around and snapped "Get a tattoo in the inside of your elbow then"
The pictures bellow show just how far a joke can go............................. Just for fun ! Aooooww
[video]http://www.garaget.org/video/3iz85slgg43x[/video]
[video]http://www.garaget.org/video/8f11cvre7e72[/video]
Toilet paper 4 november 2008, 09:49
What the fuc* , no toilet paper :(
carbon fiber will do ! You should have heard him screeeeeeem :) :) :)
STUPID FUCK*NG ENGLISHMAN 26 oktober 2008, 07:36
Well i thought that i would be the first one to say it:
Wake up call went as normal:
Open eyes , scratch my bal*s, dry the corners of my mouth and take out last nights snus.
Stagger over to the place that my cloths landed last night and put them on and make my way to the car.
Its sunday , so no radio, the last thing that you need is so crazy bishop blabing on about jesus and the church on your way to work, my god its cold,wet and DARK.
Pull up outside Mcy D´s and place my order, not the usual sunday crew , but "hey" what the hell just give me my food, still very DARK
Get into the workshop , sit my ass down and logg in.............................................................................FUCK ME ITS ONLY 06:25
STUPID FUCK*NG ENGLISHMAN
Can you trust women 26 september 2008, 14:41
Well many people would say yes and many would say no !
After hearing this maybe you will all think differently :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piuJzS7 … re=related
FUC* ME !