Exelsior Springs, Montana: Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.
Omaha, Nebraska: A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Elko, Nevada: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
Haddon, New Jersey: No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.
Carrizozo, New Mexico: It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Lima, Ohio: Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
Strongsville, Ohio: Catch 22 is banned.
Tulsa, Oklahoma: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Portland, Oregon: People may not whistle underwater.
Morrisville, Pennsylvania: It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
Lexington, Tennessee: By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.
Memphis, Tennessee: It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
LeFors, Texas: It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
Dayton, Virginia: A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.
Wilbur, Washington: You may not ride an ugly horse.
00-02: BMW/Alpina B7 Turbo '80 - 05-06: Nissan Skyline R33 GTR '95 - 06-XX: Nissan Skyline R34 GTR '99
09-09: Ford Sierra Cosworth 4x4 '92 - 09-11: BMW/Alpina B10 V8 '97 - 11-xx: Maserati 3200 GT '99
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