I was on my way to work today , half asleep listening to the new "Rock" radio channel at half speed ! When suddenly they started to play an old classic "Guns & Roses" sweet child o mine.
"Great" i thought , this is the kind of start to the day that i need , so i turned up the volume and started to "ROCK"..................... me and Axel was together at Hyde park 400,000 fans screeming , throwing there underware at me and holding signs that said "BE MINE PAUL" It was fantastic ................. so now i am soon at work 180Km showing on the speedo , everybody was moving out of the way for me and my "ROCK" morning missile............ Building up to the "SLASH" moment that we all know too well (the solo) Give it to me i screamed da da dee dee da di di di di di......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... and now time for the weather ???????
" THOSE EVIL BAST*RDS " CUT OFF SLASH AND THE SOLO !
WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT ?